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Resume - George W Bush

I think this about sums it up...

This person needs a job, an executive position, will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate.

RESUME-GEORGE W. BUSH

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam ..

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. I did complete an MBA at Harvard.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE :
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankru…

Don't Pay for Directory Assistance Again! :)

I got this from the Sperm Donor and had to share with everyone...

Cell Phone Information

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This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends. I f you enter this number into your cell phone you will always have a way to get a phone number if you need one.

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